September 14, 1993

I have a watch.  I like it.  It tells the time and it makes you look cool..  Say it sarcastically: Mr W. doesn't wear a watch so he doesn't look as cool.  I don't like watches that have 100 page instruction books on how to use it and 50 buttons that half of them don't even do anything.  But my watch is cool.  I wonder if Mr. W. has a watch.  If he has a watch why doesn't he wear it?